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Boys, Toys - Oh My! Vol 3

Business of Sex Series

A.M. Willard

Romantic Comedy

Blurb:

I’m no longer the girl who blushes at a drop of a hat or from the sight of a novelty toy. No, I’m bold and brazen, the one who stands up and takes what she wants. Well, until it backfires on me and the plan is no longer in my favor… Or is it?

Cooper has a way with words, a way with my heart, and not to mention my body. I shouldn’t have been surprised when he tricked me, or should I say made the front-page of the newspaper with an anonymous announcement that even has me at loss for words.

Don’t worry, I still sell toys and I might still have the guy of my dreams. It’s just all happening backward for us. I’ve learned along this journey that life is full of surprises and you have to roll with the punches. And boy if this surprise just isn’t one that has left me in shock and awe. But I’m Charlie… nothing will hold me back from what—or who—I want. Mixing business with pleasure may not be suggested, but I’ve learned to take risks…

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About the Author

Bestselling Author, A.M. Willard resides in Savannah, Georgia. She joined the Peach State many years ago after leaving the crystal blue waters and sugary white sand behind from the Panhandle of Florida. She's also known for being a wife, mother, and caretaker for her farm animals. A.M. loves anything sassy, glittery, and is a sucker for the Hallmark Channel. That last one might be the reason she believes in soulmates or it could be because she married her high school sweetheart almost twenty years ago.

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Blurb:

Morgan Lewis, the hardworking and devoted owner of the Polka Dot Cafe & Bakery, is ready to wed Simon Kensington. As she gears up for the next chapter in her life, her undying love for Simon causes her to forget what life was like before him. It's not until a walk home with her wedding dress draped over her arm that she witness it all change. At that moment, her future was crushed with one act, one of weakness on Simon’s part. When she calls off the wedding of her dreams to the one she thought she'd spend the rest of her life with; Morgan has to ask herself if she can move forward. Can she become the person she once was? Or is the sweet baker gone?

Jayden's career in production has him relocated to a new town. As he prepares for long hours and adjusting to his new life; there was one thing he wasn't expecting. That was being knocked into by a sweet smelling baker carrying her wedding dress in the park. His new sweet tooth gives him an unhealthy obsession to the busy bakery, where it's more than just treats in a box.

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I have a March Madness sale going on that you don’t want to miss. $3.00 off the cover price.

Who doesn’t like a good deal?

Ameerah is getting great reviews and readers are urging me to get this story made into a movie. I’m flattered. I told them I’ll see what I can do to make it happen, but in the meantime, the world needs to know about Ameerah.

So who is Ameerah and what’s the story about?

I’m a visual person so I’m going to tell you through pictures and teasers.

Like Louis in Interview with the Vampire, Ameerah tells her story on why and how she became a dark spirit who can possess soulless humans. The story begins in present day, then she takes the reader to 1925 when she was alive, having the time of her life as a flapper gal working at a speakeasy, then she’s betrayed by her own parents. She’s wrongfully committed to an insane asylum where horrible things are done to her.

She’s murdered there.

She finds herself in a dreary realm that happens to be a recruiting station for the dark spirits. Aidan is her recruiter. He’s Irish. He’s hot. He’s hilarious. He talks her into becoming a dark spirit to seek her revenge on those who double-crossed her. From there he teaches her about his world and how to possess soulless humans–how it all works. The story progresses from there, weaving between timelines, to present day.

Ameerah is seeking salvation, hoping if she tells her story to her dark spirit friend Derek, he’ll help her, and she’ll be able to cross over.

Will Ameerah succeed or will another blow to her fragile heart send her over the edge?

In a nutshell, that’s the story; however, it’s much deeper than that.

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The other night after I finished watching one of my favorite shows—The Originals—Kevin waved me into the other room. “Do you want to watch something hilarious that’ll make you pee your pants?”

I glanced at his computer screen and saw that he had Monty Python up. Kevin is from England and is a Monty Python fan. I like Python, as well, but not as much as he does.

“I doubt I’ll pee my pants, but okay.” I sat down at his computer and here was what he had me watch. He was busting a gut as I watched it, btw.

Okay, it was funny, but not to where I was doubled over in laughter and my sides were aching. I told him this, and then reminded him of the following scene from Duck Dynasty that had us in tears from laughing so hard. It still cracks us up.